Monday, May 11, 2009

10 Things I Hate About J.J.'s Trek

#10: Red Matter - Just a drop will do yah, but Spock brings a shit-ton?!
#9: Nero's plan to destroy Vulcan and all Federation plants, instead of just saving Romulus.
#8: The engineering decks on the Federation star ships.
#7: Spock's 'blender' ship
#6: Antenna's on the bridge of the USS Kelvin. WTF?
#5: This version of Kirk's Kobayashi Maru solution. In the Novel, The Kobayashi Maru (1989), Kirk reprograms the simulated Klingons to be afraid of "The Captain Kirk," arguing that he expected to build a comparable reputation. (NOTE: This is the only Star Trek novel I've actually read)
#4: Spock marooned on the same planet Scotty is stuck on, and Kirk get's cast away upon. What a convenient coincidence!
#3: Shamelessly vomiting old catch phases, trying to sound like the original crew.
#2: OSHA would have a field day inside Nero's ship
#1: Star Trek fix-all, TIME TRAVEL! ARGH!!!

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